Hey there girl do you remember me
I remember you the high school beauty queen
I lived across the tracks on the county line
I’m the youngest kid from that family of nine
I can see by your look you don’t recognize me
Maybe this will help refresh your memory

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Mama was a hooker
But boy she was a looker
Daddy’s doin’ time in jail.
Grandma loved her liquor,
And Grandpa used to hit her
For what they did, they’ll both burn in hell

My sister and my brother,
Fell in love with one another
My family tree looks more like a vine
All my family reunions,
Are in institutions
But look at me I’m doin’ just fine


How have you been your still looking fine
Let me buy you a drink, catch up on old times
We’ll take a little walk in the evening air
Then go back to my place, its parked over there

Hey where are you going cant you see that I’ve changed
I’m perfectly normal it’s my family that’s strange

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Solo

I can wear fancy cloths and I can polish my boots
But I can’t shake the dirt off of my family roots

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